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Tags: automatics are boring, bored, Manual Transmission, prndl, shifter

B-O-R-E-D Socks (2 Pairs)

by team blipshift
B: Bet you wish you were driving a stick. 
O: Oh, why didn't you just get the one you wanted?
R: Really, you should have gotten the manual.
E: Every time you drive this thing you hate yourself.
D: Dude, is your left leg atrophying?
per 2 pair bundle

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Color: Black with White/Red BORED pattern
Artist Specs
  • Name: team blipshift
  • Location: NY
The Skinny
These are casual dress socks. You know, the kind you wear when your feet need to look fancy, like those times when you emerge from your bathroom from a cloud of Brut by Faberge.

These are appropriately used to "stick-shift it" to the man when you're stuck in your grueling annual performance review and your boss is telling you to stop playing with online car configurators during work hours.

Not rated for marathon use, unless you plan on completing the 26.2 miles behind the wheel (Rally-thon?).