Are your feet as flat as your engine? Constantly shifting your heels and toes under your desk? PERFECT!
Last time you wore your blipshift tee to work, your boss nearly sent you home. Now sock-it to The Man Monday to Thursday and save your tees for dress down Friday.
Introducing... blipshift casual dress socks! Practice your heel-toe double clutch downshifts while filling out your TPS reports! Never fall asleep again during your company's annual goal-setting off-site, 56 person conference call or HR sensitivity training again 'cause you'll be busy counting gearshift patterns on your lower extremities.
Regrettably not SFI rated but could add +5hp (human powers) to your daily walk, gain .01g of lateral cornering force over stock socks. Made of 80% Cotton for softness and 18% Nylon / 2% Spandex for elastic durability. Crew length (i.e. over the ankle, below mid calf).
One size, fits men's 7 to 12.5 shoe size or women's size 8.5 and up. Wash in luke warm/cold water and low heat tumble dry. Some shrinkage out of the drier can be expected but they'll stretch right back when you put 'em on. Lightweight to reduce unsprung mass. All socks are directional, symmetrical. We recommend rotating after ever wash cycle, or 3,000 walking yards, whichever comes first.