No need to worry. Wearing your Sunday best (tee) isn't going to make you look like The Riddler.
We're offering a BS mystery package! Just 15 bucks (plus shipping) gets you a BS WTF pack of wonder consisting of the following:
That's a total value of over 30 bucks! We guarantee that even though it's going for about half off, each tee will still contain at least two sleeves plus one neck hole, both socks will match and the stickers won't be the freebie BS ones you normally get with an order!
Over the course of the year, we print a lotta shirts. And things being the way they are, good ol Murphy sometimes makes an unplanned visit by BS HQ. That means we occasionally end up with some extra shirts that aren't exactly what we put up for sale as a featured design. So it's time to clear them out, 'cause them boxes o shirts are keeping us from taking the fastest line to the water cooler!
What shirts can I get?
All you gotta do is choose a tee size and style and we'll do the rest! Quantities are limited and some sizes/styles may not be available or may sell out before others. The tees are all new and never worn. They may included some of our past designs, BS logo designs or designs we only sold at special BS-approved events. Most will be perfect but some may have a print that was slightly smaller than intended (TWSS!). Tees will be chosen entirely at random for all orders! A combination of Anvil and Next Level brand tees account for the Fitted Lightweight tees (you don't get to choose) and the Hanes Beefy-T is used for the HD and Long Sleeve offerings.
Socks will be one randomly selected pair from those currently available from our Accessories page.
Stickers will be two random items from our Stickers page.
If ya' order more than one BS WTF pack we'll do our best to mix and match your order so you do not receive 2 of the same tee or socks! We could still be nursing Shirley Temple hangovers from New Years though, so no guarantees...
Heads up: no returns or exchanges on these!
How about I tell you what kind of stuff I want?
Option A: Order, write in and our contact routing system will automatically put your request into the two year support response time queue. Better to hold tight and see if you get lucky.
Option B: Don't order from the WTF sale.
Each WTF pack counts as one item. To qualify for free shipping just order 3+ packs or mix and match with other apparel items or accessories.
WTF packs will begin shipping as soon as the sale ends!