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  • Men's Fitted Tee
    Men's Fitted Tee - Heavy Metal
  • Men's Heavy Duty Tee
    Men's Heavy Duty Tee - Smoke Grey
  • Men's Premium Tri-blend
    Men's Premium Tri-blend - Premium Heather
  • Men's Tank
    Men's Tank - Heavy Metal
  • Men's Long Sleeve
    Men's Long Sleeve - Smoke Grey
  • Hoodie
    Hoodie - Charcoal
  • Women's Tee
    Women's Tee - Dark Grey
  • Women's Tank
    Women's Tank - Dark Grey
  • Youth's Tee
    Youth's Tee - Heavy Metal
  • Youth's Tee
    Youth's Tee - Heavy Metal
  • Onesie
    Onesie - Charcoal
  • Poster
    Poster

Couch Tank

by Matt Gassner
As much as car commercials want to convince us that we're positively tripping over rugged obstacle courses, for most of us, going offroad means suffering on-road first. So a bit of independently-sprung comfort goes a long way, making the capability of this military-grade frame all the more accessible.

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Shirt Sizing Image for Men's
While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL
Width 18 ½" 20" 21 ½" 23 ½" 25 ½"
Length 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey).
Artist Specs

Matt has been involved in the automotive community for over 20 years, everything from off roading to running the ring, imports, domestics and even electrics. Matt is a hobby illustrator, a creative outlet from being a spreadsheet monkey, finance wonk, and remedial programmer.

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