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Eggolutionary

by Stan Thorne
In the need for a little boost? How about starting the day with a couple fried eggs. Sunny side up, please. Wash that down with some nice cool water. Yeah, that would be egg-cellent!
Shirt Color: Egg White
Sale ended: 02-23-2016
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL
Width 18 ½" 20" 21 ½" 23 ½" 25 ½"
Length 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey).
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  • Name: Stan Thorne
  • Location: Kansas
Artist Profile
Some guys watch football on Sunday. I watch F1. What can I say, I’m a car guy. I first became a Porsche fan as a kid. A friend of my father’s stuffed me in the back of his ’75 metallic brown 911 Targa and gave us a spirited ride down the back roads of Kansas. I knew I’d have one some day. And with the encouragement of my lovely wife (best wife ever!) we saved up for our first one. Since then I have owned several Porsches, the latest being a 996TT. I’m a member of the Kansas City Region PCA and a big fan of blipshift!

My kids name my cars. Red Racer was our 944 Turbo. Blue Bullet was a 996 with aerokit. My white 996 was in route and the kids were struggling to come up with a name. "Snowball" was offered. Eh, no. "Snowflake". Keep trying. "Lighting". Better.

We went on a family vacation and spent one day at a dude ranch. The evening entertainment was a cookout and cowboy songs. The last song began and the lights when out. A lone guitar began to strum Johnny Cash's Ghost Riders in the Sky. Suddenly a black horse reared from nowhere ridden by a ghostly apparition, complete with skeleton mask and black cowboy hat.

"Ghost Rider" now sits in my garage with Johnny Cash in the #1 slot in my CD player.