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Flappy Paddle Bad II

by Justin Simson
Way back when you played foosties with your childhood crush, it was probably fun and your heart might have even skipped a beat. A paddle? Hopefully your bare backside didn't get close to one after you threw chewed gum into your sibling's hair. Bad memories. Learn from your youth, stick with the pedals.
Shirt Color: Slow Paddle Upstream Cream
Sale ended: 04-02-2018
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
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Artist Specs
  • Name: Justin Simson
  • Location: Naples, FL
Artist Profile
Justin works from home as a developer for a large sports media company's website while pursuing a bit of design work on the side. This situation doesn't offer as much driving time as he would like, but having two intersecting passions in cars and video games means that sometimes all you need for that itch is a sweet virtual setup.
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