Hello, my name is Professor Boost. Let's get started. Please open your wastegate to psi 35. Here you will notice a picture of a large snail. Isn't it glorious? You see kids, as the snail breathes faster and faster, the centrifugal forces induce a contagious amount of yays, woahs, and irresistible smiles. Just remember children: quick shifts and back on the gas for more laughs!