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  • Men's Fitted Tee
    Men's Fitted Tee - Heather Grey
  • Men's Heavy Duty Tee
    Men's Heavy Duty Tee - Light Steel
  • Men's Premium Tri-blend
    Men's Premium Tri-blend - Heather White
  • Men's Tank
    Men's Tank - Heather Grey
  • Men's Long Sleeve
    Men's Long Sleeve - Light Steel
  • Hoodie
    Hoodie - Sport Grey (Heather)
  • Women's Tee
    Women's Tee - Heather Grey
  • Women's Tank
    Women's Tank - Heather Grey
  • Youth's Tee
    Youth's Tee - Heather Grey
  • Youth's Tee
    Youth's Tee - Heather Grey
  • Onesie
    Onesie - Heather Grey
  • Poster
    Poster

Come and Take It

by The Autopian

Don't mess with Texas, or our Kei trucks! We've waited 25 long years for these adorably practical imports to grace our taxpayer-funded roads. It's our freedom to choose quirk and adorableness over sissie notions like crash protection.

Ships out ~1.5 weeks after the sale ends. Also available in sticker form!

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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL
Width 18 ½" 20" 21 ½" 23 ½" 25 ½"
Length 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey).
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The Autopian is the ultimate car-culture website run by obsessive car nerds who want nothing more than to make people laugh while teaching them about geeky car minutiae. Founded by the two most-read Jalopnik writers ever, Jason Torchinsky (an artist and comedian) and David Tracy (an automotive engineer) — along with prolific businessman/TV personality Beau Boeckmann — the site places a strong focus on technical expertise, leveraging industry insiders to provide key insight into the automotive world.

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