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Conservation Expert II

by David Beck
Oh, here we go again. With good ol mankind thinking he can do better, we've got serious flappy paddle infestation and it ain't gonna be cured with a bug bomb. It's gonna take a lot of legwork. So let's get this preservation work done, one stick at a time.
Shirt Color: Endangered Green
Sale ended: 08-10-2015
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Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
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Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
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Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
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Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
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Conservation Expert II
Why So Series
by Wade Devers
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Artist Profile
David is a car nut and blipshift's first stand up comic. He started with a 1978 Chevrolet Van bought from his parents that pretty much guaranteed he wouldn’t date for years. He built a '66 Pontiac Tempest Custom from the ground up with a 400 hp 455 w/ Ram Air, Turbo 400 trans, 3:55 posi rear and YES he knew how to race it. On the comedy club circuit he put 511,000 miles on a 2001 Nissan Sentra SE 2.0, the most reliable car he EVER owned. It was still running strong when he traded it in after 11 years. He now rocks a 2008 Sentra SE-R Spec-V.

He has been blessed with the ability to entertain people across the country, and recently around the world, with a tour entertaining our military in Japan and S. Korea. Working some of the best comedy clubs including, The Ice House in Pasadena, CA. Numerous Improv’s, Funnybone’s, as well as other top rooms including, The Loony Bin’s, Joey’s comedy club, Cracker’s, The Comedy Showcase, and Jr’s Last Laugh, just to name a few.

Not limited to just comedy clubs, David has a resume full of radio and television appearances. He has been heard on Fox sports radio, and the nationally syndicated Todd and Tyler morning show. TV appearances include the Sprint: Comedy Time Network, and Night Shift. He as even ventured into the serious side of TV with roles in Discovery Channel programming such as, The Prosecutors, New Detectives, and The FBI Files.