Flappy Paddle Bad
by Justin Simson
Way back when you played foosties with your childhood crush, it was probably fun and your heart might have even skipped a beat. A paddle? Hopefully your bare backside didn't get close to one after you threw chewed gum into your sibling's hair. Bad memories. Learn from your youth, stick with the pedals.
Shirt Color: No other way navy
Sale ended: 06-14-2017
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees.
For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage.
All dimensions are approximate.
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| Fitted Tee | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 19" | 20 ½" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester. | ||||||
| Heavy Duty Tee | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 33" | 34" |
| Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton. | ||||||
| Premium Tri-Blend | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 18 ¼" | 19 ¾" | 21 ¼" | 22 ¾" | 24 ¾" | 26 ¾" |
| Length | 27 ½" | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" |
| Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend. | ||||||
| Tanks | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width | 18 ½" | 20" | 21 ½" | 23 ½" | 25 ½" | |
| Length | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" | |
| Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey). | ||||||
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- Name: Justin Simson
- Location: Naples, FL
Artist Profile
Justin works from home as a developer for a large sports media company's website while pursuing a bit of design work on the side. This situation doesn't offer as much driving time as he would like, but having two intersecting passions in cars and video games means that sometimes all you need for that itch is a sweet virtual setup.
Background photo © Chuck Rogers