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Flatspiracy 2018

by team blipshift
Scientists, schmientists. The piston world is flat, you just don't say it because you want to stay away from the loony bin. Keep the flatspiracy theory alive by saying it on a shirt.
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Shirt Color: Royally Flat Piston Blue
Posters: What's the deal?
Tags: boxer, flat, flat4, flat6, flatspiracy, porsche, subaru, subie, worldisflat
The Final Lap
For Yesterday's Design
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Flatspiracy 2018
Cruisin' USA
by Robert Kane
Artist Specs
  • Name: team blipshift
  • Location: NYC
The Skinny
There's no replacement for displacement
Front wheel drive is better
You can replace a clutch pedal through technology
You can achieve your car's stated MPG
The world is not flat
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