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Flatspiracy XIV

by team blipshift
Scientists, schmientists. The piston world is flat, you just don't say it because you want to stay away from the loony bin. Keep the flatspiracy theory alive by saying it on a shirt.
Shirt Color: The Piston Kelly
Sale ended: 10-30-2017
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
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Flatspiracy XIV
Championne
by André Shikay
Artist Specs
  • Name: team blipshift
  • Location: NYC
The Skinny
There's no replacement for displacement
Front wheel drive is better
You can replace a clutch pedal through technology
You can achieve your car's stated MPG
The world is not flat
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