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Future Historian 2.0

by Emile Bouret

It used to be that you could get an even workout on both legs when driving. Soon, with flappy paddles and mushy buttons, all you'll end up with is a strong right leg and a gait that makes you walk in big circles. We'd rather walk straight and have a right bicep like an old school bus driver. At least you can offset that by drinking beer with your left.

Shirt Color: Hybrid Beige / White
Sale ended: 08-07-2014
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
Artist Specs
  • Name: Emile Bouret
  • Location: Oceanside, CA
Artist Profile

We asked Emile Bouret for a few words on why he was qualified to design a shirt for blipshift. He was his usual verbose self: Emile has been an auto enthusiast his entire life. A graduate of the Art Center College of Design with a degree in Transportation Design, he has over 20 years experience as an automotive designer with clients including Porsche, Mitsubishi, Chrysler, Mazda, and Swift Engineering, among others. (And now blipshift!)