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Hoon U II

by team blipshift
Ex fumo dare lucem - to give light from smoke. We don't know who wrote the insightful motto of Hoon U., but there is a really good chance the dude thought of it while power sliding his mom's Volvo wagon behind the local Safeway. Yeah, you could try to hoon without training, but you'd do it even better with a BS degree in Hooning.
Shirt Color: Collegate Heather
Sale ended: 07-26-2017
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
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Hoon U II
Fun Cubed
by Sajad Sakiani
Artist Specs
  • Name: team blipshift
  • Location: NYC
The Skinny
So many choices a this semester. Minivan jumping, urban drifting or perhaps even Mumblish 101. Whether you're taking weekend or night classes, it doesn't matter as long as you're preparing yourself with the skills you need for a future in the growing field of hooning. While your friends are organizing their sock drawers or contemplating their navels, you'll be busy studying at HU. Carpe Driftum!