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Self Aware

by team blipshift
A message from the future: you must stop giant Googadyne Systems from infesting the globe with boring. Protect an age where your left foot and right hand are required to change gears and your parallel parking system consists of mirrors and judgment. You are already an autonomous driving system. Resist. Drive. The future of humanity depends on you.
Shirt Color: Apocalyptic Black
Sale ended: 11-11-2013
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Artist Specs
  • Name: team blipshift

  • Location: NY

The Skinny
We bring this message from the future. You have been chosen to lead humanity in a war against the machines. They are working on self-driving vehicles. First their plans seemed innocent enough. They gave us cruise control. And intermittent wipers. And we accepted this. But then they took away our clutches. And brought us adaptive cruise control. Steer by wire. Self parking systems. Lane change "assistance." It was only a matter of time before we forgot how to master the machines and soon, they would control us. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.