We bring this message from the future. You have been chosen to lead humanity in a war against the machines. They are working on self-driving vehicles. First their plans seemed innocent enough. They gave us cruise control. And intermittent wipers. And we accepted this. But then they took away our clutches. And brought us adaptive cruise control. Steer by wire. Self parking systems. Lane change "assistance." It was only a matter of time before we forgot how to master the machines and soon, they would control us. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.