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The Root Of All Good

by William Booze
You come from a long lineage of instantaneous action takers. During your family parties, everyone wears belts and whines, whines, whines. You try to tell them they're all just spinning their heads but they're a little too screwed up to understand.
Not guaranteed to arrive by Xmas.
Shirt Color: Roots are brown, right?
Sale ended: 12-15-2015
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Size S M L XL 2XL
Width 18 ½" 20" 21 ½" 23 ½" 25 ½"
Length 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey).
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Artist Specs
  • Name: William Booze
  • Location: VA
Artist Profile
William currently works for an architectural design firm while pursuing a degree in Mechanical Engineering with a minor in Motorsports. He lives for turning heads with immense bouts of supercharger whine...and playing anything Forza. He's an administrator on the Pontiac Bonneville Club (uh, yeah, such a thing exists, AND they have members!). He spends much of his free time either tracking his daily driver or working on his racecar. Which is the same car, a Pontiac Bonneville SSEi. His Bonneville does it all, whether it's autocross, a 115 mile daily commute, cross country road trip, or time attacks on both oval and road courses. He sticks to his roots.