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The Turboencabulator

by Matt Cocola
Before you convert your car from front wheel drive to twin turbo, be sure to check the turboencabulator. If you want to run 10 second quarter mile times, make sure the amulite is in correctly, tighten the boloid spots, and hope no one realizes your talk is faker than a synthesized cabin exhaust note.
Shirt Color: Black Hole of Knowledge
Sale ended: 06-06-2018
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While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees. For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage. All dimensions are approximate. Check our FAQ for more info.
Fitted Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester.
Heavy Duty Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 33" 34"
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton.
Premium Tri-Blend
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 ¼" 19 ¾" 21 ¼" 22 ¾" 24 ¾" 26 ¾"
Length 27 ½" 28 ½" 29 ½" 30 ½" 31 ½" 32 ½"
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend.
Tanks
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19" 20 ½" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34"
Generous fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 6333, 4oz fabric weight. 60% cotton/40% poly blend.
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Artist Specs
  • Name: Matt Cocola
  • Location: Bedminster, NJ
Artist Profile
Matt is a mechanical engineer living in northern NJ. When he's not working for Uncle Sam he's either skiing or tracking his E36 M3 all over the Northeast. He always enjoyed drawing when he was younger, but doesn't do much anymore... other than playing with Photoshop and submitting to blipshift!