We asked the intern to look into getting us something harder core than our Volvo c303 troop transport. Maybe something like a tank. Something with arms! When he told us we were getting a delivery of multiple tanks, holy wowzah were we excited! ...then these showed up.

Looks like we're selling tank tops now! Damn you intern, damn you. 

That's right ladies, starting this Thursday, April 24 @ 10 PM ET with our Apex Everything, Everywhere, All-The-Time Sale, all of our designs will be available in tank form, lady sizes only.