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FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE NAKED

Nude Driving Incidents Continue Unabated. Blipshift Suggests Societal Pressure May be Our Only Hope.

Scarsdale, NY – October 10, 2012 – Since blipshift launched online earlier this year offering crowd-sourced limited edition t-shirts targeting the automotive enthusiast, the company had hoped to see a measureable reduction in the number of naked driving incidents reported in the popular media. Unfortunately, despite their increasing shirt sales, this has not been the case. Hay-Won Byun, blipshift’s Senior VP of Public Safety notes, “In our clinical trial, there was one incident of Randy Travis being arrested for driving naked prior to our company’s launch. Much to our disappointment, there have been a similar number of arrests of Randy Travis for driving naked since then, suggesting that our efforts at curbing naked driving are not meeting their potential.”

 

Traditional home remedies, such as shouting, “Dude, put some clothes on!” have proven ineffective. The blipshift team remains unbowed and believes that their new strategy being announced today will help. “Rather than depend on the naked driver to realize that he or she is both driving and naked, we believe that the friends, families and loved ones of naked drivers can assist. Social pressure and support groups may help where the path to self-cure has not. Therefore, beginning immediately, we intend to offer our customers the ability to purchase gift certificates for our shirts,” said Joe Oh, a company founder whose parents wanted him to become a doctor. “They will be available in several denominations, $25 and up, to cover the full clinical spectrum of veho nudus.”

Supporting Connor's Day



A couple weeks ago we read about a young boy’s fight with cancer and his father’s wish to organize a car show in his honor. Connor’s Day was scheduled to take place as a relatively small car gathering on September 8, 2012.


The ICONIC Poorsha mod

We here at blipshift are big fans of car guys (and gals) that put in a little extra effort to show their appreciation for their ride. Frankly, it doesn't even matter what you are driving, just make the most of what you've got.  Case in point is this modded Yaris photographed on the streets of New York City.






Blipshift Launch Press Release

UDE DRIVERS AN ALARMING TREND; ARE BORING SHIRTS TO BLAME? 

Industry Innovator Blipshift Responds With Apparel For Drivers; Claims Its Limited Edition Crowd-Sourced T-Shirts For Car Nuts Will Reduce Nude Driving Incidents By Up To 24%

 

 

 

 

Scarsdale, NY – Aug 1, 2012 – Alarmed by an increase of nude driving incidents reported in the popular media, blipshift, an innovative new crowd-sourced apparel company is launching today with a line of limited edition t-shirts targeting the automotive enthusiast.Scarsdale, NY – Aug 1, 2012 – Alarmed by an increase of nude driving incidents reported in the popular media, blipshift, an innovative new crowd-sourced apparel company is launching today with a line of limited edition t-shirts targeting the automotive enthusiast.Scarsdale, NY – Aug 1, 2012 – Alarmed by an increase of nude driving incidents reported in the popular media, blipshift, an innovative new crowd-sourced apparel company is launching today with a line of limited edition t-shirts targeting the automotive enthusias

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 

NUDE DRIVERS AN ALARMING TREND; ARE BORING SHIRTS TO BLAME? 

Industry Innovator Blipshift Responds With Apparel For Drivers; Claims Its Limited Edition Crowd-Sourced T-Shirts For Car Nuts Will Reduce Nude Driving Incidents By Up To 24%

Scarsdale, NY – Aug 1, 2012 – Alarmed by an increase of nude driving incidents reported in the popular media, blipshift, an innovative new crowd-sourced apparel company is launching today with a line of limited edition t-shirts targeting the automotive enthusiast. “No one should have to drive naked simply because they can’t find a shirt they want to wear,” laments Joe Oh, one of the firms founders. “We believe many of these naked driving cases are a result of a lack of interesting tee choices in drivers’ wardrobes. People just snap. Rather than face the reality of spending another day wearing a boring shirt, they enter a temporary fugue state and walk out to their car still undressed, with nothing but their keys in hand.”

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