Blog

We asked the intern to look into getting us something harder core than our Volvo c303 troop transport. Maybe something like a tank. Something with arms! When he told us we were getting a delivery of multiple tanks, holy wowzah were we excited! ...then these showed up.

Looks like we're selling tank tops now! Damn you intern, damn you. 

That's right ladies, starting this Thursday, April 24 @ 10 PM ET with our Apex Everything, Everywhere, All-The-Time Sale, all of our designs will be available in tank form, lady sizes only. 

Didn't make it to NYC this past weekend for Apex Everything NYC? No problem, there is still hope! 

With the power of the interwebs, you'll be able to attend The Apex Everything, Everywhere,* All-The-Time** Sale (AEEATT) starting this Thursday!

An auto-festivus for the rest of us in the Big Apple! More info at blipshift.kinja.com.

Starting with The 24 Hours of BS on Aug. 1, we will now ship all items in one package per order. International shipping rates will be $11.90 for the first t-shirt and $4 for each additional t-shirt in the same order. This results in overall shipping costs that suck less than before. Shipping rates for Hoodies remain the same. 

Canada and US shipping rates are unchanged.

That sounds like a lot of bs.

Guys, don't show your wife or girlfriend that you know how to do this or you will be living in laundry hell.